Our trip to pura Vida Land started with high hopes. We were stoked to shred some waves at The Big Kahuna, a legendary surf camp known for its epic swells and chill vibes. But let me tell you, the first day turned into a total wipeout, literally.

The ocean was furious - I mean, it was like Mother Nature herself was throwing a tantrum. One minute I'm feeling confident, riding a gnarly wave, and the next minute I'm being slammed around like a ragdoll.

My board went flying, We all got our butts kicked. It was pure chaos, but at least we had each other to laugh about it later (after getting cleaned up, of course).

• Big Ed
• Was a lifesaver

So yeah, the first day was a memorable experience at best. But hey, that's surfing! You win some, you lose some. And even though we got our butts kicked, we came out with a newfound respect for the ocean.

Ultimate Costa Rica Surf Camp Disaster: Steer Clear:

Dude, listen up. You're planning a trip to the CR, ready to shred some epic waves? Pump the brakes because I gotta warn you about this one surf camp I stumbled across – pure disaster.

It all started with the atmosphere, which was more like a frat party than a zen surfing haven. The instructors were questionable and couldn't even paddle. The boards were completely trashed and the accommodation was… well, let's just say it wasn't what we hoped for.

• Bottom line: This surf camp is a total fail.
• Save yourself the frustration and go elsewhere. Trust me on this one.

The Worst Surf Trip Ever?

Well, we gotta talk about my recent trip to [Surf Camp Best Surf Camp in Costa Rica Name]. I thought it would be epic, you know, like all those rad posts online. But turns out, this joint was more terrible than a monster wave.

First off, the waves were sketchy. Like, seriously, I've seen better waves in my bathtub. And don't even get me started on the crowds. It was like a sardine can.

Then there was the food. Man, let me tell you, it was about as delicious as wet cardboard. And the accommodations? Don't even begin. I slept in a bunker that smelled like fish tacos.

Frankly, this was the a total nightmare. If you're looking for a beach getaway, steer clear.

Ditch [That Surf Camp] : Your Perfect Costa Rican Wave Awaits Elsewhere

Tired of the crowds at Name of the Surf Camp? Longing for a pumping wave that isn't already overrun? Costa Rica holds stacks of hidden gems just waiting to be discovered. Ditch the generic campgrounds and find your own slice of paradise.

You could be cruising down a glassy point break. Imagine yourself laying down smooth lines. Sounds pretty sweet, right?

Don't Get Ripped Off: Steer Clear of Surf Camp Name

Be warned, grommets! Riptide Retreat is a total scam. They promise gnarly waves and killer instructors, but the reality is more like flat water and dudes who couldn't hang ten if their lives depended on it. You'll end up with sunburnt skin and a hefty bill for lessons that are terrible. Don't waste your hard-earned cash - hit up another camp, one that actually delivers the goods. Trust me, your boardshorts will thank you.

Surfing Sucks at Thegnarly Dump : Buyer Beware!

Look, I'm all for a good time, right? But this place? Epic Fail. The instructors suck, the waves are choppy and gnarly and the bunks would make a seagull gag.

You're better off just saving your cash. Seriously, avoid this place like the plague.